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Well, I'm convinced!!!
Commenting on episode 43 of Naruto Shippuden :
Blueice2412
"NARUTO IS THE MOST ENJOYABLE ANIME I HAVE EVER WATCHED! AND TO THOSE WHO HATE IT, WELL I THINK THEY DO NOT FULLY UNDERSTAND THE STORY BEHIND THIS ANIME. NARUTO ROCKS!!!"
My response:
You make a valid point there. I hate it, therefore I MUST BE a complete R-tard. A small child, nay, a small hippo/monkey hybrid love-child with down syndrome could understand the plot of Naruto.
+++LEARNING DISABLITY!!!+++
My explanation to you:
It is as follows: a boy with a demon entity in him (gee, I wanna meet the think-tank that thought that up)
+++ALLITERATION!!!+++
grows up in a ninja village and dreams of becoming the leader, just to shove it in their faces - I mean, earn their respect because they pissed on him or something.
Anyway, after a whole shitload of training missions and fights reminiscent of Dragonball Z's Namek story arc, he gets to go Super Saiyan - I mean, use the demon's power to give him strength during later fights (in fact he first uses it during the Cell Games - I mean Chuunin Exams...which we later find out he fails, I think.)
+++RUN-ON SENTENCE!!!+++
It isn't long before rival ninja clans, villages and whatnot attempt to take over the world - I mean, destroy Naruto's village, (skipping crappy fillers and ignoring actual story) which is actually a ruse to cover thier real intention: revenge. Oh, and to capture a classmate of his, Sasuke. [Note: Kidnapping doesn't actually happen until maybe 80 episodes later.]
+++HEAR THE FANGIRLS SCREAM!!!!+++
Yea, so turns out they lose and run away with Sa-so-ghey but Mr. "I have a dream" catches up with them and another 20-episodes fight scene later he loses to him and dedicates his life to finding him. Skip over 150 unneccessary training missions and DBZ fights and we reach a time skip some odd two years later where he left to train with a sex pervert (way to go Japan, can't make a clean cartoon show can you?); He's taller and has different clothes, because we all know how putting on new duds makes you stronger. Anyway, they get a Blue's clue and start chasing the kidnappers.
*SPOILER ALERT*
After reading ahead, (yeah I mean the manga) I learned that after more Sailor Moon battles they find him, fight him, lose, recover, chase after him with more man power, and something in Japanese and they end up taking on the REAL antagonists of the show, a group of robed people who are out to steal the demons form every boy. Gay. Anyway, turns out that Snausages' evil older brother is in it and he fights him because something about revenge for killing their whole family some odd ten years ago. What, I didn't mention that before? Silly me, I thought it'd come up naturally because it's SUCH an enticing storyline!
So you get where I'm going. Anybody with a left testicle could imagine what will happen next; Obviously, orange boy goes ape-shit and turns into the demon while orphan boy turns back to being good and summons a giant green tyrannosaurus rex megazord in which he uses the kamehameha wave spell to magick his ass back to sanity and then the fangirls scream when emo boy gives orange boy a big hug and all the loser nerds living with their mothers who watch this show could discuss how gay the ending was while wacking off to all the *DEEP BREATH!!!*
SakuraxInoxHinataxTemarixTentenxTsunadexAnkoxKurenaixShizunexOtherFemaleCharacter hentai floating around the web.
Now that I've caught you up on the story, you can see why I'm irritated. That some people assume that if you dislike something you probably don't get it. As you can probably tell I am not a fan of Naruto. I watch it out of an obssession for completing things I start. See, my problem isn't with the show, but with the people who watch it and hype it to be some godsend form the ann-ee-may geniuses over in Japan. Listen to me people like you, you are basically racists by touting this one anime is better than all the rest. That also make you liars because there's no way in black hell that it is. Oops.
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I will always remember
zell's, rya's, and username's total rip on sora's dignity. Peace. | | 0 leave feedback(s) | rate post | report post |  | 12:52 pm
OMFG
I want the 90s back. Best decade ever. | | 0 leave feedback(s) | rate post | report post |  | 11:27 pm
ComCen sux
(Not to be confused with Comton, foo!)
Roast sucked. Pam Andy's roast was better. And that's saying something. Not really. ComCentral has sold out. | | 0 leave feedback(s) | rate post | report post | | 10:16 pm
He wasn't. Snoop sucked. Carrot Top was on tonight surprisingly. The roasters suck. I'm waiting on Kimmel.
Or as black ppl call him "kimbel" lol. | | 0 leave feedback(s) | rate post | report post | | Home | Older Blogs >> |
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