Hi people, sorry I haven't updaed this in a while...not that many would care *looks out and sees no one*... , anyway, I'm over at my friends house and they're poking each other and slapping me -.-;. But erm other than that not much, but before I go wish my friend a belated birthday*shakes fist* or else...wait no ones reading this.-.-

Well anyway I've been reading alot of jokes today, well mostly insults, but I found them funny so I'll be posting them in here and I'll probably have atleast one jokes ever time I update.

Insults, or jokes:

Earth is full. Go home.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.'' The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

and I think this will be all for today.

  Ok first off, Merry Christmas, and I hope you all got what you wanted. So, when I woke up this morning I had COMPLETELY forgot about it being Christmas, so when I walked out, I was startled when I spotted a bike (which wasn't wrapped, though I'd imagen it would be pretty had to wrap a bike O.o) and I just stared at it for a minute, then said ,"So I'm guessing this is mine?" and it was so I got a new bike...which I nearly ran, well ok, walked into. Aside from that I got a box set of Yu Yu Hakusho D.V.Ds of the dark tournament, from when they went to Yusuke getting that 'power upgrade'[for lack of better word(s)]  So 22 epsiodes, 11 hrs. to watch, though I've only watched one whole D.V.D because my dad's currently playing Nascar Chase for the cup: 2005 with my bro. So I'm up here listening to some music on my com.(wearing a swiggy new poncho XD and these nifty cordless headphones.)

Brett's  girlfriend might be coming over, so that's cool. I'm only hoping that she brings Ruth: her sister, my friend.

List of Christmas stuff:

-How to draw Manga: making anime

-Black poncho.

-Cordless Headphones

-Shrek 2

-Mulan:Special Edition

-Drawing Scenery: landscaped and seascapes

-Yu Yu Hakusho volume 1

-Yu Yu Hakusho the Dark Tournament Saga Part 1: uncut (THEY CURSE YAY!XD)

-A Jacket

-some shirts

-pajamas

-pants

I'm so happy ^^

Hey all, it's Christmas Eve AND my first blog post...WOW! Talk about special. Though, for it being Christmas Eve I'm not all THAT excited, I mean sure I'll be getting presents tomorrow but I really just don't seem excited, and it's scaring me. (O.o I'm scaring myself...now THAT'S creepy) Though I'm happy right now because I finally have a FRICKEN PORTABLE CD PLAYER[insert overdoes of exclaimtion marks here] <.< in the time it had taken me to write that I COULD have put the overdoes of exclaimtion marks *shrugs* oh well.

So Happy Christmas, and a Merry New Year New...wait...

 swiggy^^