Well, here I am in Missouri. It blows more than you can even imagine. One good thing about this place is that it's legal to sell cool fireworks, like roman candles (the ones that go up into the air and explode) and M-80's instead of the lame-ass Snakes that are just annoying piles of ash.

I got a new dog a couple days ago. Her name is Shelby, and she's a 5-month-old Golden Retriever/Chow mix. She won't stop following me around, though. It's kinda annoying.

Added some new music, too. SNES vets may remember this tune from the classic Zombies Ate My Neighbors, which is one of my all-time favorite games. For those of you who don't know what it is, it goes something like this: You go through levels which are designed like B-movie horror flicks ("You thought it was safe to go shopping, but now... LEVEL 34, MALL OF DOOM") and you rescue such characters as the Mean Teacher, the Nerdy Archaeologist, the Cute Cheerleader, and everyone's favorite, the Fat Man In An Innertube. Your weapons are silverware, exploding coke cans, and a Weed-Eater. Fun, fun.

Anyway, to sum it all up: Missouri Blows, New Dog, Zombies Ate My Neighbors r00lz j00. Also, Beta Phase 3 apparently started while I was moving, so that has happened. I didn't get in. Also, I submitted a wallpaper to a fansite in an attempt to win a contest. I didn't win. You can check out the wallpaper here.

A few Guild Wars screens. The E3 For Everyone open alpha ended on Friday (it started on Wednesday) and I just now got around to uploading these. So sue me. Anyway...

#1. Me (Warrior/Necromancer) showing off some of my überskills. From left to right:

-Healing Signet (heals +50)

-Life Tap or Touch or something (takes life from me to protect other party members)

-Frenzy (increases attack speed but lowers defense)

-For Great Justice! (skills recharge faster)

-Power Attack (does extra damage if it hits)

-Belly Strike (target loses defense if it hits)

-Faintheartedness (target attacks slower)

#2. The last few minutes of the alpha. Look at all those people... No wonder I was only getting 5 FPS.

#3. Me standing tall above the masses.

#4. The last few minutes of the alpha. I'm hiding in the crack of a building from the admins, who are going around killing people at random. I was never killed.

#5. The last few minutes of the alpha. There I am looking at all the bodies that the admins left behind.

#6. Hanging out in town.

Spell #2: Resurrection (everyone got it by default)

Spell #8: Life Siphon (target loses life and I gain life)

#7. Finishing up a 4v4 duel. Of course, my team won. For Great Justice!

#8. Me, all decked out and ready to kick some serious ass.

#9. I decided that I would use Guild Wars as a jumping-off point to start my nude modeling career. What can I say, I have nice man-breasts (well, my warrior does). Oh, I'm also using a bow for some reason.

Anyway, hopefully the Guild Wars people will accept applications to get into the closed beta, because I still haven't gotten into the WoW beta.

My parents are gone until next Sunday, which means parties ahoy.

Maybe an update within the next few days.

Last few hours of April. This month has sucked.

I would've updated sooner, but since nobody mentioned my blog in the "Favorite Blog" thread, I feel disinclined to update, since it's all falling on deaf ears. But eh, since I'm here, I might as well do SOMETHING.

That something is, of course, link to some very nice articles written by a damn smart fellow by the name of Maddox.

The first article is about Bill O'Reilly and what a douchefucker he is.

( http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=bill_oreilly because the lame-ass HTML isn't working for some reason. April is throwing in a bit more shit to piss me off before time runs out and May shows up to kick it's face in.)

The second article is about us men and how kickass we are, and it shows the highlights of our gender.

( http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=real_men )

Also, new song: Set Me Up The Bombman (OC Remix, Mega Man).

There's a WoW beta competition that's going to start in about two hours if you Warcraft III players wanna get in on it. I won't be participating, for certain reasons that are my own. Read the rules for the competition here.

In other news, the Rest System is going to undergo some major changes soon. The Rest System, in case you don't know, is a system which actually rewards players who don't play a whole lot. Players get rested up when they log off, and the most rest time they've accumulated, the more experience they get when they log back in. This means that people who play for 24 hours straight will come to a point where they would get much more experience by not playing. Strange, but cool. Props to Blizz.

And, um, if you guys are lucky I may put up some WoW screens in a few days, so keep your fingers crossed.

"The ostrich, the world's tallest bird eight feet tall, is from head to toe."

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