invader zim fucken pwns, bitch!!

so does this shit, but its not as good as invader zim

ok, so liek i was at home sitting, rite, and then i was liek watching liek tv and liek talking on liek the fone with liek my BFF, rite, and liek all of a sudden she was liek "OMG!" and i was liek "OMG, whats liek, up?" and she was liek "OMG OMG OMG!!11one" and i was liek "liek, are u liek gonna tell me what liek happened or liek what coz im liek not playing around" and then... liek... she all liek hung up on me and stuff! and i was liek "OMFG!" and liek, of course no1 was listening, but liek, yeaa... can anybody liek help me with this??

fuck, that shit pisses me off... seriously, we need to round up all those fuckers who do shit like this and kill em all! who's with me!! YA!

DUDE, I HAVENT POSTED IN 4EVER, MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATZ CRAZY, DUDE!!!! THATS LIKE, PSH, MAN...NYA ................ SO, LIKE, WUTSUP, FUCKERZ???

Ok, here we go!!

for my many fans (sarcasm 1/2 off!),

i am bringin 2 u- demented k-9 advantix song!!
(woman in crowd) WOO-HOO!

LET ME SHOW U MY BREASTS AND LET U TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME! YEA!

(if only....)

hello mother-hello father
im gettin laid here-so plz dont bother
to pick my up-i wanna stay

im gonna kill ya if u make this ass go away

drinking, fukking- and prude ditching

go to mardi gras-that party's bitchin!

cant wait to show u-that i dont hump legs

all i do is fuck hot girls and drink from kegs!

And 4 all u blu-comedy luvin mofoz, heres sum christmas songz-courtesy of larry tha cable guy!!

-get a job, u bum-bum-bum-bum
-on tha first day of christmas, my tru lov gav2 me: claps, then i left her

-silent farts, deadly farts; all was calm, not 4 long

-o come, ye damm immigrants, come and get ur green cards, and learn 2 frickin speek english

-blu balls, blu balls, dollar nite at the titty club

THANK U, DRAGID USERS! GOODNITE!!!!

Hello Mother/ Hello Father
Fleas, tics, mosquitoes/ Really bother
Thanks for the package/ Thats why im writing
K-9 advantix quickly stops all the biting

Climbing, hiking/ And tent pitching
Theyre not biting/ Im not itching

Cant wait to show you/ All my new tricks

Thanks again for sending me K-9 Advantix

LOOK IN ABOUT A WEEK AND ILL HAV A DEMENTED VERSION OF THIS SONG. HAHAHAHAHAHA

man, summer suxx... wen ppl ask me 'howz ur summer?' i juss sae... 'eh.... itz summer, anywayz'..... SUMMER SUXX AAAAAAAASSS!!!! juss hadda let dat oot. haha 'oot' like the canadians. 'ill giv u sumthin 2 laff aboot' hahhaa. funny.. bla im bord.... nya.

 ima kick u square in da nutz... nyaa, in da nuuts..

....i smell your lightsaber......

 dont forget to bring a towel

 black gallager dont go out like a punk bitch w/ no mallet

 screw you guyz, im ogin home

itz a boat with sum white pl on it.. yall wait here ima c wut they want

okama gamesphere

its ok, i think ill just put my penis thru this little hole

ur such a racist bastard, mr hat

good mother fukin choice, motherfucker!!

liv a lar! timmah!!

 chappelles show

 goin down 2 south park, gonna hav myself a time

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hay, duz ne1 here like south park??

im gunna b watchin 2nite, and ima b all like   and stuff cuz.. yea...........

 and sadaam..... funny.. and the uncle fukka song... also funny... and stuff.. yea... haha... yea... wow itz bin a loong time... wel, ima go and kill tha devil.. peace....

CHARLIE MURHY!!!

hahahah, its a celebration, bitches!!!

show charlie murphy your titties...

game..... blouses.............

want sum grapes?...... bitches??

are you ready to smash some fruit??

are you ready to smash some fruit??

YEAA!!

well, black gallager doesnt go out like a punk bitch with no mallet

...... and that dude got shot... haha funny shit....

lil john, im pregnant....

are you sure it's mine?

yea, im sure

AAW, SKEET, SKEET, SKEET, SKEET!!!

haha funny ass, funny ass shit....

................hay, how come therrz no food smiley up in this bitch?? o wel, il juss do this (itz juss as good):

can u tel wich 1 is different?? can u find waldo??

AHH, ITZ THA WHITE PIMP!! KILL IM!!

aight, he ded now and i g2g eat..... damm food

oh, shit, i gotta c that new sp  episode on wednesday.. with micheal jackson and shit...

im listenin 2 old songz rite now cuz therrz a radio in my room sumwherr and i cant find it...

 cant touch this, ba-nuh nah nuh.. nah nuh.. nah nuh.. hammer time!!

and halo 4 xbox kixx ass.. blowin up little alien mofoz... im not payin attention 2 tha story, tho... duz ne1 kno y im suppose 2 those little midgetz??.. it kinda remindz me of metroid 4 gc, but i like halo betta... that i do..

can ne1 tel me how this-- is supposed 2 b a pimp?? 1. i hav neva seen a white pimp in my life.. 2. motha fukka is white!! and 3. he aint got no bling.. u kno why he aint got no bling?? CUZ THAT LITTLE MOFO IS A WHITE SUMMUMMA BITCH!!... yea

if uve read darkgunners old blog, and u c that he wantz a war...... I FUKKIN AGREE!! LETZ HAVE A WAR, BITCHES!! IM RICK JAMES, BITCH, WUTCHA GUNNA DO?? .. and then we gunna wiin... and im'a go... 'nya-nya-nya-nyaa-nyaa' and THEN im'a go 'ITZ A CELEBRATION, BITCHES!! SHO CHARLIE MURPHY UR TITTIES!!'

aight, im out.. ps.. u cant hav a white pimp, man.. think about that.. leev a feedbaq and tel me ur opinion or sum shit.... a white pimp....

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so bored, as u can tell.... im lookin 4 a new   in sum catalog i got in tha mail... o, sweet!! tite ass fender... i can afford this.. almoss.... eh, maybe ill juss get summa these drumz... er... i can afford drumstixx... and practice padz!! haha good enuff... yamha!! .... stoopid ass keybord.. i hav 1 of those already... so ill go w/ tha drum shit... ill stikk w/ my acoustic 4 now.. actually, drum padz rnt that expensiv.. ill juss get bof.. yea..

....my ass guna go now... peace

ahh.. almost the en of spring break...

 one last round!!

 im watchin south park rite now

itz tha one w/ tha breakdancin and shit

 and then butters killed em and shit

 got confused

 and then started cryin like a little bitch

fukkin pussy.. well im bored im go play sum

 NO WAY!!

.....2 intha mornin... an im not even

i wonder wutt happenz wen u shoot a bomb...

.....

ow i caught on fire now im mad....

 well no shit sherlock

u kno wut tha worse response 2 that is?? this gurl courtney once sed 2 darkgunner

'keep digging watson '

....wutt a dumbass.....

 lets send her 2 hell!!!

 letz burn sum shit this should take up sum time...

oh, god.. 2 much 2 drink...

.... dammet.. g2g clean up barf..

PEACE!!

i am soo fukkin bored rite now, dude.. letz blow our selves up!!!!  

 AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

this is sum funass shit...
     

OMG, THERR DROPPING BOMBZ!!! AGH!!!!

........fukkin alchaida......

jk 2 ne1 whos frum therr... no?? no1??
 ok, letz get these fukkerz!!

NO MERCY!!!!!

.... my last wordz.. im sayin them 2 the public....

IM ON DRUGZ!!!!

 i will kill u mofoz!!!nothin more than that... im just bored is all... now, where were we??? hmmm.... ah, yes...

hmmm.... now that youre aaalll dead..... letz either look at boobz or we can play guitar.... letz do both!!!

(.Y.) (.Y.) (.Y.) (.Y.) (.Y.) (.Y.) (.Y.) (.Y.) (.Y.) (.Y.) (.Y.) (.Y.) (.Y.) (.Y.) (.Y.) (.Y.) (.Y.)

 im mad rite now

i need to get this message out to all of u....

ok.. here goes........

 death to the monkeys!!!!!

yea, c?? now i feel better

but dat wont stop me from kiling u

 nya-nya-nya-nya-nyaa-nyaa

 lets have a drink now

 but we dont wanna drink 2 much and end up lyk this fatass