Last night was the scariest night EVER!!! I was stuck in a toronado with a bunch of losers that I didn't know...with my mom, and grandma. >_> Not the best combination. We were at this store, and the lights went out while it was hailing O_O..damn, and I was like in the aisle of paper plates and cups (-_- what a fun aisle) all alooooone.. for a second, I thought the paper plates were coming alive and stuff.. it scared the small intestine outta me! Alas, Juhi the lone survivor, survived the attacking paper plates and tornado frenzy.

Anyways, I love running around the house half naked.. without any shirt OR pants on!!

(not both o_o) and when my dad ISN'T home either..o_O. I'll like go bolting out of my room and into the laundry room and my mom and grandma will be all "aaaahhhh" and i'll scream like a banshee..haha then running back is no fun because they will be prepared with their closed eyes..seriously, its fun entertainment.. I triple dare you to try!!

Ohh, have you ever thought about those bugs that you always kill? Like maybe their families will come back for revenge and bite your head off? I think that's whats happening to me.. I've killed like 3 spiders in the last two days and I think it's for revenge! I feel really tough and man-of-the-house like when I kill 'em so heheh..

In other news.. A bird made a nest and laid 4 eggs in one of our trees. It's so exciting! How national geographic is that?! Talking about it makes me excited! Crikey, I'm going to go roll around on the ground from all this overwhelming excitement and choke laughing.

EDIT: I just noticed how many times I used "excite" in different ways..*dies* im such a loser.

I hate bologna!! I used to be obsessed with it as a kid, so the other day I tried it .. and eww, it's processed turkey - how the hell can anyone like that shit? Also, what is with the name and spelling!?! It should be spelled Baloney.. not Bologana. I mean, try saying those two, which one do YOU like better?! I can NEVER remember how to spell bolanoga it's just SO stupid! This is a crazy world, and this insane bologna phenomenon doesn't help. haha, this ends my bolognana rant.
Best friends are like bras - there to give you support, make you look better, and are always close to your heart!

That's the dumbest quote I've ever heard... I can understand it's just supposed to be funny, but GEEZ! So, like if I had an awesome cool friend, that I talk to sometimes, would she be a C cup or something? OHH! I know, your best friend would be "the bra of your life. size DD."
"hey, wanna be my bra?"

You know your in love when your guy puts aftershave cologne on, you put perfume on, then you both go out and smell eachother.

I was looking for pictures of lil jon, (I was soooo very bored..and looking up random people), and pictures of toilets came up.. haha, and I thought you know what? He actually does remind me of crap.

So, I went to this hobby lobby craft store thing and I saw these awesome incense candles that I have to smell everytime I go there. Even if they're the same ones from like a month ago. BUT TO MY SURPRISE!!!! They had a new type!!!!! It was called "Sex On The Beach".. yep, I HAD to have it! So, I took one and *hiding the label*, I was like "Mom.. can I please have this one, it smells preeeeettttyyyyy.." She just looked at me weirdly, because I'm not that big fan of candles and said "okay....." SO, I buy it, run all the way home (not really, I was in the car..), and I lit it in my room. I sat there for 5 minutes expecting to get some burst of sex and sadly, all I got was ..air.. how sexiful is that?!!? So, I forget about it (or pretend to atleast), and about an hour later I smell something.. and guess what it was? Lemme tell ya, Sex on the beach smells niiiiiiiiiiice ;)..

Random Fact About Me: My first crush was my 3rd grade Math teacher as far as I know..hahaha..good times, good times.
Yours truly,
A sex-sniffing Juhi

ARGH.. this is the first time I've EVER had a problem w/ html. Someone help meh! *dies* Ok, anyways. My day has been alright. Final's week.. spring break coming up, oh yeah!! You know what I don't get? I really don't see why at my age, people are willing to give up one of their most precious gifts...virginity. For the love of Pete and his unborn mother, oral sex is like a fucking handshake these days!! I don't understand it. Your first time is not supposed to be with some "fuck buddy." "If I love them, why not have sex?" Well, if you love them, then why not get married?? Exactly, you might be too young. THINK BEFORE YOU MAKE DECISIONS LIKE THAT. There's a reason why you can't get married at a certain age. You can't be sure of anything at such a young age.. So, yeah, that's my point of view. This is starting to seem like a second xanga or something.

Edit: yeehaw!! I actually figured out how to work this thing. I'm proud of it too, so don't burst my bubble :(..what do you guys think? I hope someone actually reads this dead blog..>_>..oohh I even uploaded a new picture of me if your dumb enough to look at that ^_^..yeah yeah, I know it's been like a month but I don't feel like making a new blog.. oh, the words from my title and header thing are from "Warning" by Incubus.. awesome song! :D