6:36 pm
creative writing??
I was raised in the jungle,went to the beach, got suckd down by a whirl pool, then raped by wild sea monkeys. they taught me to read and count, i now live in antarctica with my pet kangaroo, his names carl, I hope to open a animal hospital for blind parrots, mentally disturbed flamingos, and wounded platypyses. in my spare time i like to help hermit crabs make it back to sea...
a gigantic polar bear kicked me strait on my ass and maid me fly to florida, i lost all my dreams of helping animals, got a car and a job as a doctor. i worked there for several years under the name of Sally Joebobba Number Five. Then one day, i was leaving work and i noticed my car was being stolen, i followed it for several bllocks until i caught up to it at a red light. there were three babies in it and they were smoking cigars, and i said, "hey, you stole my car"
They said,"oh, its ok, you can get n. where ya goin?"
"home please" i said. so they took me to my house(the box under your porch). i got out and they drove away. Then later i started thinking-Momma's got the magic that keeps us together, Mommas got the magic of clorox blech, and then i picked up skating and helped animals and all was right in the world
P.S. Dont leave your car doors unlocked, someone(babies) mgiht steal your car.
LOVING THE SHELLIE!
