4:06 pm
Little Does She Know
My english teacher is always being made fun of. LoL
Everyone hates her and I dont blame them.
This past week, 2 comments I heard that I don't want to forget. LoL. I had a good minute of laughter. Mind you, a minute is long.
* Our teacher had told us to write a reaction paper to a chapter in All Quiet on the Western Front. In class, she told us to say a phrase in the paper that gave the most attraction. At first, she kept telling us that we can't do it right. After every dozen or so people, she yelled at one and told us to start all over. After the sixth try or so, we finally reached the end and well, the last person hadn't done her homework. What a coincidence. When it was her turn, she was like "Miss *******?"
And the teacher was like "from rotting corpses we have gotten to me." And it gave us all a laugh.
* Well this other time was in SAT last week, when our teacher was showing us how the SAT gives you a score with the parabola graph. After explaining, this takes a long time, since she ends up going in to something else and on and on. Well, when she finished she suddenly took off her sweater. While she was doing so, she said "That's something Miss ******* cant do." There was a kid in the front who said "You meant the sweater?" And the teacher was like "No! You dirty minded. How could you?" And from that everyone understood and those who were lost in space woke and started laughing in unison.
** The name of the teacher isn't given for her protection. Not that she needs any. LoL.
But, she is more closer to "Hagfish" than you imagine.