I found some of my old HTML source coding crap. I'm just gonna set the HTML up on Word before I input it into the site itself.

I don't like this set-up too much anymore. To fix this I've been going through the blogs and checking the source on some of the nicer elements to implement into my own.

Techinically my blog should kick ass when I'm done. Then again it could absolutely suck.

As you may or may not know, Christopher Walken does a column for the Rolling Stone called "Walken In L.A.". Here's an actual acrticle he wrote. Kinda funny.

"Do you enjoy eating hot dogs? I hope you won't be put off by my frankness when I tell you that I absolutely love them. In fact, I enjoy no food item more than a freshly-boiled hot dog.

Now, I've done a lot of movies, and it's true that I've worked with quite a few celebrities who did not share this opinion. I'm sorry to say that these people have always angered me. There are two types of people in this world: those who eat hot dogs whenever it is possible to do so, and those who opt to do other things with their free time.

Who do the latter think they are kidding? What pastime could be more rewarding than the consumption of hot dogs? I haven't yet found one, and I don't expect to in my lifetime.

Unlike other foods, hot dogs can be eaten at any time, in any place, and it is not necessary to cook them. Now, I ask you: Why not eat hot dogs? They are delicious. I carry a bag of hot dogs with me wherever I go. I eat them from the bag whenever I get the urge, regardless of the circumstances. When I make a movie, my hot dogs are my co-stars. If, in the middle of a scene, I decide I want to consume a hot dog, I do so. I waste the director's time and thousands of dollars in film stock, but in the end, it is all worth it, because I enjoy eating hot dogs more than I enjoy acting.

This bothers some people. I was supposed to portray Batman, but when Tim Burton learned of my hot dog cravings, he asked Michael Keaton to wear the cape. To this day, I am peeved about this.

When we filmed The Dead Zone, I ate over 800 hot dogs a day. It was necessary. My character needed to come across as intense as possible, and I found the inspiration for that intensity in my intense love for hot dogs. The director, David Cronenberg, said that he would never work with me again. I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs.

I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs."

-C. Walken

"Contrary to popular belief the most dangerous animal is not the tiger or lion or even the elephant. The most dangerous animal is a shark on top of an elephant, just eating and trampling everything they see."

That's the best quote. Ever.

MOOD: Thoughtful

So after I posted in Rhys' "Serious Illness" thread and he replied I began to wonder if it really was a bluff or not. Not many people would joke about their family but I know some people who would for a good laugh. I've done it myself on occasion.

Still, he sounds sincere and I'd feel like a total ass if I called him a liar and he was truly seriousness. So partially out of guilt I found myself looking for treatments for "Jamaican Acute Respiratory Viral Syndrome", which is supposedly a form of SARS.

And unfortunately I've got my sights set on the Naval Academy. Great school in all but..

1) I don't like boats/ocean water.

2) I don't like the idea of being restricted to the campus for my first two years there.

On the Pro side wearing that uniform would be fucking awesome.

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